The shower, along with other parts of the bathroom, is one of the only places that we visit every day where our mind can totally disconnect from the troubles and distractions around us. One’s mind begins to wander, and when it does, it can occasionally come up with brilliant shower thoughts like these. Well, at least I think my thoughts can be brilliant at best.
#1) Nothing is on fire, but fire is on things.
#2) Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
#3) If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?
#4) The Japanese flag may actually be a pie chart that shows how much of Japan is actually Japan.
#5) Fitness Clubs should offer a membership package where patrons pay for everyday that they miss.
#6) The reason Oxbury mall is called such a name is because it is on the corner of Oxford and Highbury.
* Yes, I have just noticed this earlier today. Do not judge me.
#7) Doughnuts (donuts) aren't even real nuts.
#8) What if Bingo wasn't his name though?
#9) Could you bring a bath bomb on a plane?
#10) If Cinderella's slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
#11) Even with pumped-up kicks, it's pretty hard to run faster than a bullet.
#12) Tetris teaches us that when you try to fit in, you just disappear.
#13) Can we rename apple product chargers to apple juice?
#14) I wonder how many places I've already visited for the last time.
#15) I hope life isn't just a big joke, because I don't get it.
#16) What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Does anyone else have these types of thoughts?
#1) Nothing is on fire, but fire is on things.
#2) Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
#3) If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?
#4) The Japanese flag may actually be a pie chart that shows how much of Japan is actually Japan.
#5) Fitness Clubs should offer a membership package where patrons pay for everyday that they miss.
#6) The reason Oxbury mall is called such a name is because it is on the corner of Oxford and Highbury.
* Yes, I have just noticed this earlier today. Do not judge me.
#7) Doughnuts (donuts) aren't even real nuts.
#8) What if Bingo wasn't his name though?
#9) Could you bring a bath bomb on a plane?
#10) If Cinderella's slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
#11) Even with pumped-up kicks, it's pretty hard to run faster than a bullet.
#12) Tetris teaches us that when you try to fit in, you just disappear.
#13) Can we rename apple product chargers to apple juice?
#14) I wonder how many places I've already visited for the last time.
#15) I hope life isn't just a big joke, because I don't get it.
#16) What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Does anyone else have these types of thoughts?
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